“CRANKY because you didn’t buy grievous wounds, aren’t you?”

* shrek witch.

“I swing BOTH WAYS. With a KNIFE. WATCH OUT BITCH, WATCH OUT BIT”

‘‘how THOUGHTFUL. i forgot to check my vibe today.’‘

“ oh yes, of cours— VIBE CHECK” 

LOVINGLY jabs Kayn’s abdomen with his big, meaty claws.

“I swing BOTH WAYS. With a KNIFE. WATCH OUT BITCH, WATCH OUT BIT” 

In all honesty I’m just ignoring all of the lore from the Lux comic, 

prodigal-ezreal replied to your post:

soul stealer vladimir has been alive for hundreds of slutty, slutty years

Soul Stealer Vladimir has fucked, and will continue to fuck and there’s nothing we can do to stop him.

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